Hello. Well, I haven't written on this space in a while. Actually its been months. Ya'll miss me? I know you did. Can see it on your faces.
So, the reason I haven't been writing for so long is because I ran out of things to say. You people stopped doin things for me to write bout. But now, well as u all know, many things have happened, and damn that shit's got me itching to write again. Boy do I have lots to talk about.
As I was writing this, I was thinking bout what I 'd talk bout today. I decided on a person whom we all know and (some more than others)love:MONSTER! Excited much?
Well, so many things have been going on concerning her. What with her bailing on her project group, to the countless men she talks bout. It has always made me wonder though what ordinary malay guys saw in fat malay women. Then, one day,Arab told me bout an interesting theory she heard. Apparently, malay men who go for these malay women packin all that junk in the trunk and with the huge racks just want some Tender Loving Care. They all wear that invisible sign that reads
LOOKIN FOR SOME LOVIN.
Yeah, imagine somethin like that bein pasted on all their heads. Apparently, they like plus sized women cos their "assets" are nice for being cuddled in. When I heard this, all I could think was that malay guys now have problems buying nice lounge chairs on higher purchase so they go for the much cheaper option of our friend Monster. Pretty creative huh? I still find it rely funny though. Just imagine, some malay guy cuddling up to monster's huge chest. Or rather being smothered by it. I guess the image speaks for itself. If that ain't amusing enough, replace that imaginary malay guy with someone you know. That should do the trick.
So adding to all that, she has suicidal thoughts, what with thinking that she's society's reject. That sounds partly entertaining and partly worthy of my pity. Partly. I'm human too.
She also thinks that her classmates do not hang out with her cos she's fat, ugly, and poor and that we only allow thin, good-looking, or rich people to hang out with us. I don't completely deny that statement. She is fat. I think my blog has made that clear by now. But, its a lil wrong to say that we're discriminatory in choosing who hangs with us. C'mon, hasn' it occured to you by now that its cos of your lousy ass attitude we don't hang with you. Get that thru to that thick fuckin skull of yours. We try to be friendly, but you don't pay it back.
Well, I think its time to stop getting personal. That shit just ain't entertaining, right people?
But I know this is:
Funny shit. Anyone interested? Buy it in bulk and you'll get a discount. It'll feel just like you going at it with Darth Vader. Funny shit.
Well, thats all for now. Will be back soon.
Adios Muchachos.
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